Wednesday, August 29, 2007

 

Why Chinese must not have English Name

Take a break. have a laugh to dispel the gloom. It worked for me.

Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Fried eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken eggs

Annie Kok – Any penis

Steve Kok – Stiff penis

Harry Kok – Hairy penis


# posted by Dr Roland Chia @ 9:30 AM
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